DESPERATELY HOT!

Many of you probably watch one of TV's most popular series, which airs on Sunday evenings on "The Alphabet Network". Its hottest leading man plays a character sometimes described as "the sexiest plumber on TV"--which his real-life wife puts into perspective by pointing out that the character is "the ONLY plumber on TV". Nevertheless, millions of viewers tune in every week and feel positively "Desperate" to have a man as scorchingly beautiful and masculine to curl up with at night. With such a guy as this, you'd need never despair of being satisfied. Talk about a good man to have around the house!